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Five Ways the Timberwolves Could Have Won Last Night’s Game (@ Boston Celtics...
1) Make Kevin Garnett forget he ever played for the Timberwolves There’s got to be a way that we can wipe Garnett’s memory clean so he doesn’t destroy us every time he gets into the same gym as us....
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Tastes Like Honey Nut Cheerios (vs. Atlanta Hawks W 108-103)
Kevin Garnett is a genius. Not only is he the greatest Timberwolf of all time but there’s not even a close second. Physically, he is a shell of his former self, but his mouth is fully and loudly...
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I Hate The Los Angeles Lakers
Bah! We can’t even beat the Lakers when they suck! What has to happen for us to beat these sons of bitches? Dwight Howard’s an idiot whose back is made out of Jello Pudding Pop sticks. Steve Nash...
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Forgotten Minnesota Timberwolves All-Stars
“Minnesota Timberwolves” and “All-Star” don’t pop up in the same sentence very often. In 25 years as an organization, the T-Wolves have sent five players to the All-Star game for a grand total of 15...
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Kevin Love’s Time-Traveling Buzzer Beater and the All-time Timberwolves Team
Kevin Love’s last minute buzzer beater against the Clips. (Ignore non-current Wolf Wayne Ellington in this picture.) Photo from jocksandstilettojill.com “Hey Mike Brody, that buzzer beater is from...
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Wolves Torch Nets, Jason Kidd Slowly Inches Towards The Fire Exit
Well, this is awkward. Current Nets coach Jason Kidd is one of the greatest point guards ever, a guaranteed future Hall of Famer and an NBA champion. He is also possibly the worst coach in NBA...
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Kevin Garnett Wants To Buy The Timberwolves, Anything Is Possible
This is me if KG becomes the owner. Photo from lesterslegends.com Great Sam Cassell’s head! Kevin Garnett wants to buy the Wolves! This must be what it’s like to dream of a fancy new step-dad. Your...
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KG RETURNS! ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! INCLUDING SOILING MYSELF!
I am disproportionately excited about Kevin Garnett returning to Minnesota. My wife even told me she doesn’t think I was this happy on our wedding day. I had to take a Tylenol PM last night just to...
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An Ode To Flip Saunders
Photo from nba.com Exciting rookies, new veterans and a blueprint for success in the years to come…my first post of the season was supposed to be a happy one. Instead, I find myself in shambles with...
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Counting Our T-Wolves Before They Hatch
Photo from thumbs.dreamstime.com Okay, so the Timberwolves Nation got a little ahead of ourselves. We won three in a row, anointed ourselves the new NBA Champions and then in truly Wolves-y fashion...
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